the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
Pros and cons of making food
watching your favorite band grow older and more famous is probably one of the saddest, happiest and hardest things to do